I remember the time you kicked out
Your radioactive sister
She got that way because of pregnancy hormones
And she laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
And everybody hated you
And you felt bad 'cause you were worried about
Your young, impressionable, pregnant sister
But then you didn't
'Cause her boyfriend wasn't dealing drugs out of your closet anymore
She always had money for cigarettes
But never had money to pay the rent
But the thing that really irked you the most
Was when the cops came said, "Hey all of you
Better stop that or you're going all to jail"
But they just said, "Hey man, it's just a verbal warning"